Summary: Response to Sherrys Boxed in Take 2 challenge, dialogue only
Rated: FR15
Categories: General > Humor
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Boxed In, Take Two Challenge
Challenges: Boxed In, Take Two Challenge
Series: Challenge Stories
Chapter Notes
Slight sexual undertones

This will lead to no-where.

“You and your great ideas Tony.”

“Mine. It was yours.”

“No, I said left turn.”

“I did.”

“But you were walking backwards at the time. That makes it right.”

“Am I not always Kate?”

“What ?”

“Right.”

“Ooohhhhh. You’re impossible.”

“Look we have to stay positive. Stay focused.”

“What are you doing”

“Trying to call home ET. What does it look like?”

“Earth to Mother-ship”

“Look no signal."

“Well the Master of the bleeding obvious, I would say.”

“Ok you think of something?”

“Like what Tony?”

“Sex.”

“Not right now, I’m thinking.”

“Why?”

“Because you are the most senior field agent here and a pain in……..”

“Your life”

“Was going to say ass”

“Anyway….you said not right now. That mean you may?”

“Not likely. Tony can you not keep the conversation clean for one moment. I mean, does everything revolve round sex with you?”

“Moi? You seem to be keeping the theme going pretty damn good Kate”

“Positive or negative. Lead or lead depends on the emphasis.”

“I’m tuned in or could that be plugged.”

“Tony..”

“I’m looking at you lower regions and wondering……”

“What?”

“Plugged”

“Look, if Gibbs was here what would he do?”

“You maybe. I mean You spent some time on that sub. Well Kate did you or didn’t you?”

“Tony, he is he boss.”

“So on top then or did he make you…………ouch , what was that for.”

“Filth, which is what we are standing in. And they say what happens on vacation stays on vacation”

“Ahh…….. the shoes. My best pair.”

“So what now oh great one. Tony babe?”

“I would say one of the sewers. Running thro’ the centre of DC. I mean climb the ladder and we might just get the Naval Yard.”

“What ladder Tony?”

“That one, that just happens to fall short of the roof………….”

“Yes. You are so brilliant and observant………..”

“Kate? You are so …………….Kate. I mean you protected the President”

“Yes I know”

“Ever wanted a baby, Kate?”

“Nope. I have three brothers, you and McGee, that makes five, babies, that is enough. I mean I could wipe your asses most days. Your body clock ticking Tony?”

“The Boss. Gibbs, do you not …………I mean…. he’s good-looking. He’s eligible. He’s………..”

“Your type?…..Tony if you’re that way inclined…..I’m 21st century. I may be off Catholic upbringing but hey, in this game……..do it if you want. McGee and I will scrap what’s left of you off the wall…………”

“Kate?”

“Yes”

“What we going to do?”

"That’s the best question you have asked all day. OK Tony. We are stuck in a room. No a cell."

“A cell, yes that’s what batteries and lead capsules are. Now you are talking……… I mean a cell, that’s batteries,…………that’s …….”

“Yes repetition…………..Tony…..that’s what?”

“Lead or leads.”

“Pardon leads or lead…………..”

“Kate, the English language…….”

“Ok Tony I never led you anywhere”

“No I did, I turned you right. We should have gone left”

“Right or should that be left. I think we’re stuck”

“You have no idea how dangerous this is, do you?”

“Yes Tony I do actually………”

*****

“So McGee tell me again what happened?”

“You were…….away..”

“I was at the dentist. A crown fell out……….”

“Boss……… the phone rang…..”

“They usually do and ………speed up a little McGee we don’t have all day.”

“Sorry Boss. Tony, that would be Agent DiNozzo………..”

“Yes I do know my team. And ….”

“He answered and then turned to Kate and said……….”

“Yes McGee……..?”

“As Senior Field Agent here, looking at me and smiling, said, you’re with me Kate. Tell Gibbs that the Sewer Rats just returned. And……..”

“And then…”

“They left.”

“Are you sure he said the Sewer Rats?”

“Yess………….noooooooooo………maybe Brewer Nuts………Boss I don’t know.”

“You don’t know. McGee………..Why do I have you on my team…….. ”

“I don’t know…………….”

“I do. You’re good at what you do. But not at giving out the information. So was it Sewer Rats or Brewer Nuts?”

“Sewer Rats……yes”

“Have you called his cell?”

“Yes Boss several times”

“And……….. McGee do I have to drag everything out like the dentist did this AM”

“No Boss, Yess, you feeling Ok?”

“Never better………..and?”

“Nothing………..just ringing out.”

“Great.”

****

“Tony, what are you doing? Don’t touch me like that.”

“Me. I have my hands tied. Well not really tied but I’m trying………”

“I know you’re trying Tony, but something touched my leg and my arm……..there, it did it again. And what are you doing?”

“Trying………”

“Done that line Tony…….”

“My knife………Gibbs Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. Have you tried the phone again.”

“Yes frequently.”

“On the wrong frequency Kate. Oh and Gibbs Rule #3: Never be unreachable.”

“What are you doing and don’t touch me.”

“Didn’t, but what would you make of this lump of metal?”

“Lead, I would say. A soft malleable metal. Which………Tony.”

“Is used in places to deviate signals, radio waves and make things non existent.”

“Tony, Ninja Turtles……….”

“Figment of your imagination. Kate”

“No, Tony, Ninja Turtles….I mean did they not, that would be ……ouch it just bit me.”

“What ……….”

“A ninja.”

“In your wildest dreams Kate.”

“No Tony. The turtles. Pets unwanted………They were often flushed down the toilet and if they ended up in the sewers, then we have a colony.”

“So we have a colony of turtles down here? They are probably rats.”

“But what if……”

“But what if they are turtles, think of the soup.”

“Is that all you think about sex and food?”

“Well it does help the world go round.”

“Tony, I think we should maybe retrace out steps and see if we can get back to civilisation”

“Mmmmmm could be right Kate. No left. Whichever. So you got bitten? Tetanus for you. I would say. If it’s a rat could be really dangerous and if a turtle even worse. You might start to glow in the dark.”

“Tony, one way or another.”

“Either way, mon cherie”

“Tony………….which way?”

“Left”

“No I would say right.”

“Why sweet-pea?”

“I marked the wall.”

“Don’t I just hate smart females”

“Tony, you smell.”

“I smell…What about you?”

“I will relish an extremely hot bath, and shower and will wash my hair, over and over again……….I just thought of something.”

“And what would that be Kate?”

“How are we going to get back to the Naval Yard in these dirty clothes? I mean we will stink the vehicle out.”

“Thought of that, we take them off, stuff them in a bag we have in the trunk………”

“And drive back in our underwear?”

“Not unless you want to take that off too.”

“There you go again sex, sex, sex”

“No Agent Todd, we call the Boss and explain, our predicament, our situation and he will do something. He is the Boss after all. But we still need to get out of here, so after you Kate.”

****

“Yep Gibbs………..So where are, you two wingnuts?………..What?…….. I don‘t know…put her on……..Kate……..no I will not………..Agent Todd……..”

“What did? Kate say Boss?”

“She wants us to stop at Wal*mat, and you to get her a bra and knicker set in her size…….just get her pants.”

“Why me Boss”

“Well I ain’t doing it.”

****

“Kate, this smells so fresh. I mean the air…….could you kinda stand down wind.”

“Me? You don’t smell too fresh either, no you smell like you’ve been in the gym.”

“So the male testosterone, it excites you……..”

“Not as much as the car that is approaching……….”

“I have never been so pleased to see the Boss.”

“Boss………..we thought”

“Not as much as we do Agent Todd.”

“Kate, Boss told me to get you these.”

“McGee, leopard print?”

“It was all they had, in your size.”

“Now, how are you going to change into them, when we are all looking at you?”

“Agent Gibbs….. I have three brothers, I know how strip and re-clothe. So could you give me that towel or black sack?”

“Nope………”

“Thank you Tim………now turn round boys”

“Nope”…………………

“This will lead nowhere Tony”

“Didn’t think it would but I’ll be interested.”

“Gibbs”

“Don’t look at me I’m looking at you.”

“Tim?”

“Kate……….I… think I’ll go for a walk But here’s a black sack…………”

“Oooooooooooooooo”

The End

 

 

 

 

 

 


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