An Autopsy Gremlin named Jimmy,
Had an affair with an agent named Timmy.
They tried to be discreet,
Couldn't stifle their squeaks;
Now Abby walks 'round all day just a-grinnin'.
Though wrapped around Abby's pretty pinkie,
Gibbs gave Tony a lascivious winkie,
Abby knows them so well,
To Gibbs she said, "Tell
Tony he's welcome to come in our blankie."
The morgue has a chilly atmosphere.
The décor is extremely austere.
Abby finds she doesn't mind,
Cold steel on her behind.
When on her front's a warm bioengineer.